hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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