I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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