It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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