I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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