What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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