Already got asked if we're dating
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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