she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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