Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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