i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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