oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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