Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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