I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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