We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
