i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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