One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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