i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just had sex bonerless
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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