i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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