Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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