Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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