and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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