Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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