There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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