i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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