Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
