508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
