how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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