I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
this just has baby written all over it
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Randomize
