Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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