There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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