So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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