i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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