did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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