Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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