we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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