I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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