THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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