6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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