Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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