your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
