last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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