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If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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