Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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