Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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