I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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