so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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