Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You took a bar mat shot.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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