One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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