carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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