its not stalking. its research.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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