Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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