shes about as inviting as chlamydia
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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