drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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