To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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