He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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